Surreal Interweb Offerings

I missed you all. Here have this. I found it in a bin somewhere.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tfr/5031493460.html

I had to stop reading at "I'm the real world Harry Potter".

Oh no. No. If you make it that far, you have to keep going.

I mean:

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And from here it's all logic to a certain point where, "OK, so Nicki's the Halle Berry Catwoman and Rihanna's Poison Ivy, then who are Eminem and Drake?"

haha shit, this is great - I was wondering though (and I don't want to be a stick in the mud, but this is early on and I want to lay down the law before things get out of hand) in the interest of keeping things organized could we get away from the vague 'have this' title and turn it into something like "surreal internet shit"? it's your thread so it's up to you what you call it, but that would be my recommendation haha

Jenn - Jeff Goldblum wouldn't have stopped reading... he'd have been all like, aahrr hahahaa ahahuarr. I can understand the bailing though, I tried to show it to my wife and she stopped after a few paragraphs and asked what drugs they were on.

We'll know it's true though when Jimmy Fallon kidnaps Zelda Williams for the real version of Legend of Zelda. Ohyeah and when he tells us who santa really is.

if it weren't for this guy, I never would've guessed that Lex Luthor is based off rich, manipulative executives in the real world.

yesss we almost reached a Sketchtavern Level of random conversation.
please keep it this way!

I'm a terrible human for disappointing Jeff Goldblum. I did actually skim more past the Harry Potter part. Haha! But yeah, when do we get to know who Santa is?

And here's something else that boggles the mind.